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Dear Santa
Dear Santa
Dear Santa
Dear Santa…
There are some things I’d like for the New Year. I know that’s not within your usual bailiwick, and you’re probably pooped from a long sleigh ride, but if you don’t mind…
First, please give me good health. My body carries me faithfully from before my birth until my last days. I abuse it and overuse it. I overfeed it and undersleep it. Yet rarely do I appreciate it. Nonetheless, it usually works amazingly well. It doesn’t seem to smile as much as I’d like (and it’s Read the rest of this entry »
Funny Dear Santa Letters
Funny Dear Santa Letters
Funny Dear Santa Letters
Dear Santa,
I only have one request for Christmas this year. One simple wish. True it’s a four letter word, but they aren’t all bad you know. LOVE. That’s right. I want a loving relationship with a fabulous partner who is honest, fun, thoughtful, smart, funny, active, financially stable, emotionally available, and very attractive to me. Is that too much to ask? I don’t think so.
I have been very patient and really good all year. I’ve opened my heart to love, I’ve gotten clear on what’s important, I’ve even forgiven past loves Read the rest of this entry »